Seymour Butz Prank Gift Box Hatch Your Own Spider Terrarium - Perfect Gag Gift and Funny White Elephant Idea
Seymour Butz Prank Gift Box Hatch Your Own Spider Terrarium - Perfect Gag Gift and Funny White Elephant Idea
- Brand: Seymour Butz
- Productgroup: Toy
- Mpn: 199
- Manufacturer: Maad Brands
- The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
- Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings - all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.
- Transforms any gift into “that gift!” that people will be giggling about for a long time.
- Assembled box size is 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” - perfect for many different types of gifts. The gift box is empty, of course. The “product” is a joke.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
- Brand: Seymour Butz
will undoubtedly elevate your artistry to a whole new level, helping you
solidify your reputation as the most awesome gifter ever.** What better way to
create a memorable gifting moment than to prank your friend or loved one by
disguising your present as something completely terrifying.....and hilarious!
**When the recipient unwraps your gift and sees the package for what they’re
supposedly getting, there is bound to be a plethora of reactions,** ranging
from puzzlement, to possibly delight that it isn't actually filled with
spiders. Whatever the responses, laughs are sure to follow once they realize
they’re being merrily pranked.
**Ideal for any occasion - Christmas, holidays, birthdays, white elephant gift
exchanges, bachelorette parties, bridal showers,** or any time you need a gift
that will definitely stand out from the rest. These hilariously tongue-in-
cheek gift boxes are guaranteed to liven up any gift giving event, not to
mention provide priceless photo opps and stimulate giggle-worthy commentary.
**Unlike the non-existent product the box purports to hold, these high
quality gift boxes are super easy to assemble and use.** Just unflatten it,
close the bottom flap put your real gift(s) inside through the top flap, wrap
it up with gift paper (or not, if you’re a minimalist), and give it! Let the
hilarity ensue!
Shipping Overview:
• Shipping: Standard Shipping within US charges USD 4.99.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. The average transit time is 3-7 business days.
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
-
Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 636-312-5925
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
- The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
- Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings - all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.
- Transforms any gift into “that gift!” that people will be giggling about for a long time.
- Assembled box size is 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” - perfect for many different types of gifts. The gift box is empty, of course. The “product” is a joke.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
- Brand: Seymour Butz
will undoubtedly elevate your artistry to a whole new level, helping you
solidify your reputation as the most awesome gifter ever.** What better way to
create a memorable gifting moment than to prank your friend or loved one by
disguising your present as something completely terrifying.....and hilarious!
**When the recipient unwraps your gift and sees the package for what they’re
supposedly getting, there is bound to be a plethora of reactions,** ranging
from puzzlement, to possibly delight that it isn't actually filled with
spiders. Whatever the responses, laughs are sure to follow once they realize
they’re being merrily pranked.
**Ideal for any occasion - Christmas, holidays, birthdays, white elephant gift
exchanges, bachelorette parties, bridal showers,** or any time you need a gift
that will definitely stand out from the rest. These hilariously tongue-in-
cheek gift boxes are guaranteed to liven up any gift giving event, not to
mention provide priceless photo opps and stimulate giggle-worthy commentary.
**Unlike the non-existent product the box purports to hold, these high
quality gift boxes are super easy to assemble and use.** Just unflatten it,
close the bottom flap put your real gift(s) inside through the top flap, wrap
it up with gift paper (or not, if you’re a minimalist), and give it! Let the
hilarity ensue!
Shipping Overview:
• Shipping: Standard Shipping within US charges USD 4.99.
• Order Processing: Please allow 1-2 business days for order processing and preparation before shipment.
• Domestic Shipping: Orders within the U.S. are shipped via USPS or FedEx, depending on the origin of the product. The average transit time is 3-7 business days.
• International Shipping: Currently, we only ship within the USA.
• Tracking Information: Every order is trackable. You will receive a tracking number once your order has been shipped. Products may be shipped from various global fulfillment centers.
Shipping Delays:
Please note that shipping times may vary due to factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions, natural disasters, or peak holiday periods. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, the exact arrival time cannot be guaranteed and is managed by the shipping carrier.
Shipping Options:
-
Standard Delivery: Most orders are shipped within 3-7 business days. Larger items may utilize LTL shipping for safe handling.
-
Handling Time: We handle shipments on business days (Monday - Friday), with a preparation time of 1-2 days.
-
Additional Charges: Some items require additional shipping charges due to their size, weight, or special handling. These charges are specified on the product pages and are not eligible for shipping discounts.
-
Exclusions: Gift cards, packaging, taxes, and prior purchases do not count toward the minimum purchase requirement for free shipping. This offer is valid only for shipments to U.S. addresses, including Puerto Rico.
Delivery Details:
-
Estimates: Standard shipping within the US typically takes 3-7 business days. These are estimates and not guarantees.
-
Shipping Restrictions: We ship to all 50 states, Washington, DC, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. Shipping options vary based on the delivery address.
-
Remote Areas: Shipments to remote areas may incur additional charges or require pickup from a nearby shipping partner’s location.
Shipping Confirmation:
You will receive a shipping confirmation email with a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched. If you do not receive this email immediately, please be assured that your items will arrive within the estimated delivery window provided at checkout.
Order Modifications:
If you need to cancel or modify your order, please contact our customer support immediately.
Issues with Delivery:
If your order shows as delivered but you have not received it, please contact the shipping carrier directly to resolve the issue. For persistent problems, contact our customer service at cs@everymarket.com.
Customer Support:
Our team is available 24/7 to assist you with any questions or concerns regarding your order. We are committed to ensuring a smooth shopping experience.
Return & Refund Policy Overview
Please review our return and refund policies below to ensure a smooth transaction process.
Return Policy
-
Duration: You have 30 days from receiving your item to initiate a return.
-
Condition: Items must be unworn, unwashed, with original tags and packaging intact.
-
Shipping Costs: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
-
Packaging: Ensure returned items are well-packaged to avoid damage during transit.
-
Tracking: Use a trackable and insured shipping method as we are not liable for items lost or damaged on return.
-
Initiating a Return: Contact us at cs@everymarket.com to start your return. We will provide a return shipping label and instructions upon approval. Returns without prior approval will not be accepted.
How to Return
-
Method: Returns must be sent back by mail to the address provided in the return instructions.
Return Label
-
Defective Products: Return labels are provided for defective items.
-
Non-Defective Returns: Customers are responsible for obtaining their return shipping label.
Product Conditions for Return
-
Eligible Products: Returns are only accepted for items in new condition.
Nonreturnable Items
Certain items are not eligible for return:
-
Electronic devices after 30 days (e.g., computers, laptops, Kindles)
-
Gift cards, prepaid game cards
-
Perishable goods, live insects, some jewelry, some health and personal care items
-
Customized or personalized products
-
Items with special shipping restrictions
Refund Policy
-
Window: Eligible products may be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund.
-
Refund Method: Refunds are processed to the original payment method or as store credit for items purchased with gift cards.
-
Processing Time: Refunds are processed within 3-5 business days after we receive the return; please allow additional time for shipping and bank processing.
Claims
Inspect your order upon arrival and report any defects, damages, or incorrect items immediately to allow us to address the issue. For claims, contact our support team with details of the issue.
Exchange Policy
For the quickest service, return your original item and place a new order for the desired product once your return is accepted.
Return Address
EveryMarket Customer Service 2101 E Terra Ln, O'Fallon, MO 63366
Customer Support
Available 24/7 for any questions or assistance needed:
-
Phone: +1 636-312-5925
-
Email: cs@everymarket.com
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